1. What the heck is wrong with Facebook? Just when there are plenty of notifications yet to be responded that it glitches much to my annoyance.
2. What the heck is wrong with these bite marks? Why won't they ever leave and why the heck are they still itching?
3. What the heck did that hairdresser do to my head? I'll make him swallow my pubes for shit because I look hideous now. Claps for a good kung-fu styling head massage though.
4. What the heck did that guy say such a thing for? Once more, mind your own fucking business people. Yes, to that hypocrite of a slut too.
5. What the heck is wrong with me to have acted on such foolish grounds? Lesson learned.
6. What the heck happened to me? That I know, but not saying here.
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7. What the heck, o` what the heck have I gotten myself into.
